I can't wait to be on the internet with you. It's minus 5 degrees here right now. My mom bought me not 1, but 2 new sweaters last night. My chest was getting too big for the "child" sweater, so now I have clothes that fit. Mom gave me a piece of an orange last night, which I ate without hesitation.
The way I look at it is that when mom is in the kitchen, anything that she has in her hands is fair game and I'll eat it! You know what? Grapes and bananas taste a lot better than floor tiles.