Welcome to my personal sett.
Make yourself at home.
The chambers:
Places I've called home (and other four letter words).
Companies foolish enough to let me at their computer.
My religion. (An Internet pun.)
My philosophy.
Our novel. Have you ever had a job so boring that you just hat to write a Star Trek novel just to stay sane? Well, maybe it was just me.
Family Pictures:
(After all, what's a website without pictures?)
Me, on local TV!
I made my choice for my first Internet service provider based solely on cost. Here is an AVI movie of me explaining what happened to the local TV consumer advocate. Warning!!! This file is over 50 meg! If you're connected with anything less than ISDN, forget it!
Me, at my computer.
Well, at least this is what I see. As I always say: "yes, I live in my own little world, but they know me there".
A reclusive eccentric.
My wife, actually. I know it's a mixed marriage, but have you ever seen a sow badger first thing in the morning?
Our son, the cat.
This is Sarek the super-siamese, using his heat vision to cut a new window in his cat bed. He thinks he's a person. It wasn't really much of a problem, until he got his first credit card...
A real cat.
Neutrino is a real cat. She has excellent survival and mousing skills. Since she lives indoors, and we have no mice, here is a picture of her main contribution to the household.
Imagine the Kitty Litter...
Whenever I move, I always bring this picture house-hunting. I show it to landlords, and ask "how much was that pet deposit?" If they go for that, then I know I won't have any problem with my seven gigawatt stereo, or when lights dim when I power up my computer.
The joystick from hell.
It stands three feet tall, has three analog outputs, and five digital. It was originally intend to be the gunner's sighting station from a Huey UB-1H helicopter. It was easy to adapt for PC use. Mechwarrior, anyone?
The Mandatory links:
Another family member.
Our Nerf-mobile.
I can't say enough good things about the Fiero, so I'll just point you to someone who can.
Please visit the Pontiac Fiero page.
My resume.
Has anyone ever snagged a job through one of these online resumes-on-a-stick?
I suspect free advertising is worth just what you pay for it.
Now, if you're looking to overpay an Algol programmer, feel free to prove me wrong!
The Dilbert Zone.
Print is dead.
Get your Dilber fix the digital way.
Can't you just feel your tie curling up?
Don't lose your head.
The official Highlander website.
How many immortals does it take to change a light bulb? There can be only one.
Remember, "without a sporran and a dirk, he's just a guy in a skirt."
Our last, best hope for syndicated science-fiction.
The official Babylon 5 website.
Definitely worth the trip, if only to see the jumpgate on your way there.
Your tax dollars not at work.
The non-essential government employees website.
Something to look at while you're furloughed.
To the Virtual Badger Sett.
Back to my personal home page.
Me, at my computer.
A reclusive eccentric.
Our son, the cat.
A real cat.
Imagine the Kitty Litter...
The joystick from hell.
Your tax dollars not at work.